Really REALLY REAAAALLY hate it.

It's everywhere! Everywhere I go there's that dull brown color they so perfectly call Khaki.

Nah ah... Kh-aaaargh-ki should be the name, I'm tellin' ya!

It just makes my stomach want do back flips while preforming a jump from acid mountain.

Teenyboppers walking around wth their Kh-aaaargh-ki shirts, skirts, jackets, fucking bras and matching panties! Ooohhhh and I musten forget... the so important matching swooosh on their Nike's.

I sometimes wonder... who on earth would wear a color like that unless they're out guerilla fighting in fuckin' Cambodia or some other fucked up country. There I can see the use for it. Nice camoflague and all...

But... (Insert loud groan here)...

Nevermind... rant over.